Now that is a magic trick
BUUUUUUUURN THE WITCH!
I have no idea what the fuck just happened there.
“Bic, the pen company, have a new line of pens called, “Bic: for her”. This is totally real. They’re pens just for ladies.
They come in both lady colors, pink and purple. And they’re just like regular pens, except they’re pink, so they cost twice as much… That is absolutely true.
I was reading the back of the pack— well, i had a man read the back of the package to me, and it said it’s, “designed to fit a woman’s hand”. What does that mean? So when we’re taking down dictation from our bosses, we’ll feel comfortable, and forget we’re not getting paid as much? (x)
Ellen DeGeneres was the “worst-case scenario.” She would expose me as being gay. She would force me to live a truthful, honest life, to be exactly who I am with no pretense. I thank God for her every day.I highly recommend inviting the worse-case scenario into your life. I met Ellen when I was 168 pounds and she loved me. She didn’t see that I was heavy; she only saw the person inside. My two greatest fears, being fat and being gay, when realized, led to my greatest joy, and yet I tried so hard to present myself as anything other than who I am. And I didn’t just one day wake up and be true to myself. Ellen saw a glimpse of my inner being from underneath the flesh and bone, reached in, and pulled me out.”
— Unbearable Lightness by Portia De Rossi
Tuesday, April 19th
- Glee Presents: The Warblers album drops
- Darren and select Warblers perform on The Today Show on MSNBC, sometime between 7am and 9am EST
- Glee returns with “Night of Neglect” at 8pm EST
Wednesday, April 20th
- Darren livestream with Celebuzz at 5pm EST
Friday, April 22nd
- Darren and the Warblers perform on Ellen; find local air time and channel
- Song previews for Glee’s “Born This Way” episode