Sunday, March 2, 2014
abcworldnews:

Yup, Ellen DeGeneres now has the most retweeted tweet in history with her epic Oscars selfie.

abcworldnews:

Yup, Ellen DeGeneres now has the most retweeted tweet in history with her epic Oscars selfie.

foreverindreamlandd:

Ellen’s sass is at a whole new level.

foreverindreamlandd:

Ellen’s sass is at a whole new level.

thestaticinhersmile:

mediaite:

Ellen DeGeneres’ best joke from her opening Oscar monologue.

"And now our first white presenter…"

Saturday, November 16, 2013

oyesiam1:

Thank you Ellen for showing as once again how to react to homophobia with class and humour.

x

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

ex-cuse-u:

i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible

Sunday, December 9, 2012

peachesinacan:

jennifermatarese:

snowdarkred:

andromeda-reinvented:

somewhatdorky:

ageotropic:

justabaddreammama:

ineedmagichands:

Magician James Galea’s Unbelievable Trick

wat

image

THE FUCK KIND OF BLACK MAGIC DID I JUST WITNESS?!

image

Now that is a magic trick

what

the fuck

how

what

BUUUUUUUURN THE WITCH!

I have no idea what the fuck just happened there.

(Source: themultiplefacetsofmymind)

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

ealperin:

^THIS HAS BEEN AN ELLEN DEGENERES APPRECIATION POST.^

(Source: degenerossi)

Sunday, November 4, 2012

thatneedstogo:

Portia & Ellen warm and fuzzies

(Source: degenerossi)

Sunday, October 14, 2012

“Bic, the pen company, have a new line of pens called, “Bic: for her”. This is totally real. They’re pens just for ladies.

They come in both lady colors, pink and purple. And they’re just like regular pens, except they’re pink, so they cost twice as much… That is absolutely true.

I was reading the back of the pack— well, i had a man read the back of the package to me, and it said it’s, “designed to fit a woman’s hand”. What does that mean? So when we’re taking down dictation from our bosses, we’ll feel comfortable, and forget we’re not getting paid as much? (x)

(Source: 30rockasaurus)

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Ellen is one of my favorite people.

Saturday, June 16, 2012
nikolascarbone:

Ellen DeGeneres was the “worst-case scenario.” She would expose me as being gay. She would force me to live a truthful, honest life, to be exactly who I am with no pretense. I thank God for her every day.I highly recommend inviting the worse-case scenario into your life. I met Ellen when I was 168 pounds and she loved me. She didn’t see that I was heavy; she only saw the person inside. My two greatest fears, being fat and being gay, when realized, led to my greatest joy, and yet I tried so hard to present myself as anything other than who I am. And I didn’t just one day wake up and be true to myself. Ellen saw a glimpse of my inner being from underneath the flesh and bone, reached in, and pulled me out.”
— Unbearable Lightness by Portia De Rossi

nikolascarbone:

Ellen DeGeneres was the “worst-case scenario.” She would expose me as being gay. She would force me to live a truthful, honest life, to be exactly who I am with no pretense. I thank God for her every day.I highly recommend inviting the worse-case scenario into your life. I met Ellen when I was 168 pounds and she loved me. She didn’t see that I was heavy; she only saw the person inside. My two greatest fears, being fat and being gay, when realized, led to my greatest joy, and yet I tried so hard to present myself as anything other than who I am. And I didn’t just one day wake up and be true to myself. Ellen saw a glimpse of my inner being from underneath the flesh and bone, reached in, and pulled me out.”

Unbearable Lightness by Portia De Rossi

(Source: lesbianxlovexlesbian)

Thursday, June 14, 2012

pigsdonthaveeyebrows:

soldierofsolitude:

Ellen Reads ‘50 Shades of Grey’

jesus christ

(Source: soldierofinquisition)

Sunday, May 1, 2011

ELLEN MADE HER WEBSITE BANNER INCLUDE DARREN CRISS

orderofthestarkid:

dfreakincriss:

Do you realize how big this is? HE’S NEXT TO TIMBERLAKE AND GAGA.

OHMYGOD :]

MY HEART.

(Source: alltheklaine)

Monday, April 25, 2011
kissedmequiteinsane:

green-suspenders:

This makes me smile!
Her profile picture on Facebook!

SUCH PROUD MAMA FEELINGS

kissedmequiteinsane:

green-suspenders:

This makes me smile!

Her profile picture on Facebook!

SUCH PROUD MAMA FEELINGS

(Source: acorndarren)

Friday, April 22, 2011

fydarrencriss:

Darren Criss & The Warblers Rehearse “Teenage Dream”